she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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