So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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