Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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