so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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