So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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