Soap is not a condiment
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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