I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
