butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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