yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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