Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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