I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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