i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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