And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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