Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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