It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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