This is not my ceiling
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
