a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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