Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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