You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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