I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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