she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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