Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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