this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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