I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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