Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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