Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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