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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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