i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Ladies don't puke and tell
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
