New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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