idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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