Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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