dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Come share oat with me in your robe
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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