IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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