32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
its not stalking. its research.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
