He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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