she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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