HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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