that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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