You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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