Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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