I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
