I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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