the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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