We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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