I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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