rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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