We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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