i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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