I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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