your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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