bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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