And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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